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Alligator Toilet Hemorrhoid Problem Wish Come True Funny Birthday Card

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Alligator Toilet Hemorrhoid Problem Wish Come True Funny Birthday Card

Inside: It's your birthday. Be careful what you wish for!

Product ID: 1277292

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: And you thought having hemorrhoids was bad enough. At least it’s better than having you’re entire ass chomped off by an alligator the second you sit down on the toilet. Let’s hope the next time Jason goes to take a dump it’s during the day and, if it’s at night, he remembers to turn the light on before he sits down. Ouch. A funny way to caution someone to be careful what they wish for when they blow out their birthday candles! Only from FunnyBone Greetings.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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