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Strange Sound Birthday Humor Metabolism Dying Getting Older

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Title: Strange Sound Birthday Humor Metabolism Dying Getting Older

Inside: It's your metabolism dying! Another delightful gift of aging. You can worry about calories tomorrow. Eat your cake and enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!

Product ID: 1893138

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: People heard it, did you? A line of curious people cupping their ears to hear the strange sound. Once you get to a certain age it's basically inevitable - when you turn 40 maybe 50 if you're lucky. That sound is your metabolism dying! Ignore it on the birthday and enjoy a slice of cake. Send this to someone who enjoys the humor of getting older and counting (or not counting calories).

Card Size: 7x5 Inches

Card Artist: M.S. Rosso

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