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Chicken Pole Dancer Barnyard Cockpit Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Chicken Pole Dancer Barnyard Cockpit Funny Valentine's Day Card

Inside: Happy Valentine’s Day to the hottest chick I know!

Product ID: 1308168

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: Okay, so she’s been plucked naked and makes love to a pole five nights a week from six to midnight. But it ain’t that pole that’s walking her home after her shift. And it ain’t that pole that’s keeping her satisfied. And, most importantly, it ain’t that pole she loves. So don’t go off half cocked this Valentine’s Day. Give her this sidesplitting card from FunnyBone Greetings to show her that you’re as much in love with her as she is with you.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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