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Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Valentine's Day Card

Inside: Everybody knows it’s not the length that matters with sex. It’s the quality. Happy Valentine’s Day, my incomparable lover!

Product ID: 1333700

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: What’s the point of Valentine’s Day if it doesn’t culminate with a roll in the hay? But when you get to a certain age, you kind of need to ease back on the rolling if still want to make hay. No big deal. It happens to the best of us. So why not acknowledge it with a laugh with this funny Valentine’s Day card? Made especially for you and your significant other by your fiends (no, that’s not a typo) at FunnyBone Greetings.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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