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Anti Christmas Angry Gingerbread Face Plant in Icing

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Anti Christmas Angry Gingerbread Face Plant in Icing

Inside: If you need me, I'll be hiding in the pantry with the rum.

Product ID: 1928722

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: This darkly humorous anti-Christmas card shows a gingerbread man "crime scene" - a cookie lying flat in a puddle of white icing that resembles a body outline, surrounded by scattered colorful candy pieces like evidence. The scene is photographed from above on a wooden surface, creating an eerily realistic crime scene aesthetic. The cheerful gingerbread border provides stark ironic contrast to the macabre scene. Bold yellow text reads "RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS I DON'T CARE" - a cynical twist on the classic "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!" nursery rhyme, but with complete apathy replacing the original's playful defiance. This card captures ultimate holiday indifference with morbid humor, perfect for someone who wants to express their complete lack of enthusiasm for Christmas festivities through dark comedy that subverts childhood fairy tale expectations.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: Corrie Kuipers

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