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Anti Christmas Raging Snowman Stuck in Traffic

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Anti Christmas Raging Snowman Stuck in Traffic

Inside: May your holiday plans go better than mine did.

Product ID: 1928846

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: This anti-Christmas card captures the ultimate winter rage moment - a snowman having an absolute meltdown (figuratively speaking) in the middle of a snowy street. He's furiously giving the middle finger while his top hat flies off his head, his face contorted in pure anger and frustration. His mouth is wide open as if he's screaming profanities into the winter air. The scene is set on a realistic snowy street with a snow plow truck in the background, suggesting this might be his reaction to getting plowed over or just the general misery of dealing with winter weather. There are cars and urban winter infrastructure visible, making it feel like a very relatable moment of seasonal fury that anyone who's dealt with snow removal, icy conditions, or winter driving can understand. The text "I CAME. I FROZE. I REGRET EVERYTHING." is a brilliant parody of Julius Caesar's famous "I came, I saw, I conquered" quote, but twisted into the lament of someone who's completely done with winter.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: Corrie Kuipers

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