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Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Romance Card

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Romance Card

Inside: Everybody knows it’s not the length that matters with sex. It’s the quality. And you’re still the best!

Product ID: 1333698

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: Okay, so you might not have the stamina you had when you were 20. But that’s no reason to raise the white flag. You just need of make a couple of concessions is all. Cut down on the foreplay. Nothing wrong with two-play. In fact why not celebrate it with this hilarious Romance card — which you can only get FunnyBone Greetings.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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